Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

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Author(s): Tom French
Publisher: Frendrussi Press
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Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart.

These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school – but probably should.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible for those of us who think nudity, poop, and farts are funny.


Chapter One – Angel Lovin’ – Genesis 6:1-4
Chapter Two – Drunk Noah’s Post-Cruise Party – Genesis 9:18-21
Chapter Three – Balaam’s Talking Ass – Numbers 22:21-41
Chapter Four – The Problem of Ball Grabbing – Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Chapter Five – The Fat, the Poo, and the Left-Handed Man – Judges 3:12-30
Chapter Six – David and the Foreskins – 1 Samuel 18:20-30
Chapter Seven – Elisha and the Ultimate Fighting Bears – 2 Kings 2:23-25
Chapter Eight – The Only Fart in the Bible – Isaiah 26:16-19
Chapter Nine – Ezekiel the Poo Chef – Ezekiel 4:1-17
Chapter Ten – Ezekiel’s Porn – Ezekiel 23:19-21
Chapter Eleven – Matthew’s Zombies – Matthew 27:51-53
Chapter Twelve – Mark’s Nudie Run – Mark 14:48-52
Chapter Thirteen – The Teleporter and the Eunuch – Acts 8:26-40
Chapter Fourteen – Paul’s Killer Preaching – Acts 20:7-12
Chapter Fifteen – Paul’s Cutting Comments – Galatians 5:12


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