The Ultimate Guide for the Avid Indoorsman: Life Is Better in Here
WINNER OF BEST BOOK IN HUMOR AT 2019 AMERICAN BOOK FEST
WINNER OF SILVER MEDALS IN HUMOR FOR THE 2019 IPPY AWARDS AND READERS’ FAVORITE AWARDS
Welcome to the Great Indoors
Are your couch, TV, and smartphone among your most prized possessions?
Are you looking for proven methods to avoid imminent Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster attacks?
How sick and tired are you of hearing your friends and family say, “Let’s go out”?
Then you might be an Avid Indoorsman. Embrace the lifestyle with this hilarious handbook full of tips and tricks to help you survive and thrive in your comfy-yet-still-surprisingly-wild climate-controlled world:
Take a 20-question test to determine your level of Indoorsmanship.
Learn to identify and overcome the dangers of both indoors and outdoors.
Establish a healthy indoor routine, including plenty of sleep, “exercise,” and coffee.
Dress the part by thinking simple and sleek…and wearing sweatpants often.
Explore the science of ergonomics behind setting up the perfect indoor space.
And much more to help you succeed indoors!
So, stay inside, read this book, and be grateful for four walls and a fast Internet connection.